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I'm going to be rich!
Jan. 5th, 2012 05:48 amJust received this this morning. It's got to be true right? I'm finally being compensated for all that SPAM Nigerian email that tries to con me out of my money...
"ZENITH BANK COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATIONS.
ATTN:Sir/Madam,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not
understand why this mail came to you.
In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations and the
Present United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the
Nations and also based on the agreement with the World Bank Assistance to
help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of
abolishing poverty i send you this mail.
We have been having series of meetings for the passed 7 months which ended
few days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that hasve been scammed in any part of the
world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of
$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only)
This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their
contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or
international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.
Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of
Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are
contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.
You are advised to contact Dr. Mrs Josephine Johnson of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as
she is our representative in Nigeria, contact Her immediately for your
Cheque/ International Bank Draft of $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only)
Thousand United States Dollars) Note, This funds are in a Bank Draft for
security purpose.She will send it to you and you can clear it in
any bank of your choice.
This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003. You can view this page for your perusal:
http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm
Therefore, you should send her your full Name and telephone number and
your correct mailing address, where you want her to send the Draft to.
Person to Contact Dr. Mrs Josephine Johnson...(email deleted)
Goodluck and kind regards,
Making the world a better place
Ms. Dianne Blomquist
On Behalf of the Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
http://www.un.org/sg/ "
I particularly like the jocular greeting - "How are you today?". :) The linked page is worth a read - it's a real UN document related to war damages arising from Iraq's invasion of Kuwait; but since this particular scam has obviously been running for a while, they've added a first paragraph that explains they are NOT going to make me rich - and neither is Josephine Johnson!
"ZENITH BANK COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATIONS.
ATTN:Sir/Madam,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not
understand why this mail came to you.
In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations and the
Present United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the
Nations and also based on the agreement with the World Bank Assistance to
help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of
abolishing poverty i send you this mail.
We have been having series of meetings for the passed 7 months which ended
few days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that hasve been scammed in any part of the
world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of
$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only)
This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their
contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or
international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.
Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of
Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are
contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.
You are advised to contact Dr. Mrs Josephine Johnson of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as
she is our representative in Nigeria, contact Her immediately for your
Cheque/ International Bank Draft of $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only)
Thousand United States Dollars) Note, This funds are in a Bank Draft for
security purpose.She will send it to you and you can clear it in
any bank of your choice.
This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003. You can view this page for your perusal:
http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm
Therefore, you should send her your full Name and telephone number and
your correct mailing address, where you want her to send the Draft to.
Person to Contact Dr. Mrs Josephine Johnson...(email deleted)
Goodluck and kind regards,
Making the world a better place
Ms. Dianne Blomquist
On Behalf of the Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
http://www.un.org/sg/ "
I particularly like the jocular greeting - "How are you today?". :) The linked page is worth a read - it's a real UN document related to war damages arising from Iraq's invasion of Kuwait; but since this particular scam has obviously been running for a while, they've added a first paragraph that explains they are NOT going to make me rich - and neither is Josephine Johnson!
